Lately there have been accusations made about me involving an incident in the bathtub. That person making these claims may or not be a person by the name of My Cousin A. No…wait…that’s too obvious.. Let’s go with MC Amy. So this person has been spreading these rumors and I would like to address it publicly with you now. I will no longer hide in fear of these allegations getting out- I must stand up for what is true.
Many years ago I engaged in what some might call typical toddler behavior. I was bathing in a large tub with my sister and a female cousin.
At that time we had wash cloths available for our use. One of those wash cloths may or may not have been brown. At that same time while still learning the ropes of the toilet training process I may or may not have had some issues realizing that the tub was not in fact a large toilet. As a result of this incident my cousin recklessly grabbed for what she thought was the brown wash cloth…and as you can see- the situation was irreversible.
As a result of this incodent I have been publicly scorned and attacked by the dozens of people who read this blog. So I just wanted you to hear it straight from me so there was no confusion about that very dark time in my very far past. I regret that it happened and I hope to in the future bring to light the struggles of other toddlers who often confuse the bathtub for a toilet.
Thank you for your continued support and I hope that I will be able to regain your respect.
Posted by Brittany Gray on June 25, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Did you make sure to post this blog on Facebook too, because this story is totally all over that site too. Along with the one of you dressing like the prom queen in hooker shoes for your first day of school
Speaking of which I need to hear THAT story from your mouth… You know, so I can report it acurately and without bias.
Posted by Amy on June 29, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Huh? Did I do THAT?
Opps I did it again…