Dear Lady GaGa

Summerboys= a song that I want running in my head all day long

lady-gaga

Things to never do:

Watch Man Vs. Food when you’re hungry.  Or…at all. Because all it will do is make you want to eat large sandwiches and big helpings of peppers on stuff.

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Today I had an appointment early on the South side and ended up being done early so I went over to Paradise Cafe and Bakery. I thought I get my chocolate chip cookie fix and sandwich craving from last night’s Man Vs. Food taken care of in 1 shot. I usually love everything I’ve eaten there- love love love. Well- I got the roast beef- poor choice. It was sorta gross- and the bread was like crusty sour dough bread which tastes good but hard to eat gracefully.

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So I end up looking a little silly while trying to eat my less-than fabulous sandwich. Then to top it off the cookie was old. It wasn’t soft and amazing like I had made a deal with it to be. It was sub-par and crusty.  It tasted like you always imagine that chips ahoy commercial cookie to taste like..

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So…all in all- my dreams did not come true.
Allie and I were talking about how much we loved deli sandwiches (while watching Man Vs. Food of course) and I started to think that I don’t know anyone who DOESN’T like sandwiches…except maybe Mary Kate Olson…

mary kateBut I like to think she just hasn’t eaten the RIGHT sandwich yet…(or ANY sandwich for that matter…) Where’s Bob Saget when you need him to feed someone a sandwich??

bobsagetissexyOh….I guess that answers the question…

Sara loves sandwiches too. I love eating them with her. Not sure why- but just do.  So yes- everyone but like….2 people love sandwiches…including this guy named Earl..

Earl Of Sandwich_sml

 

3 Responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Alex on November 5, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    Mitch Hedberg talked about how he didn’t like New York deli sandwiches. “Too much fucking meat on the sandwich…it’s like a cow with a cracker on either side.”

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  2. Posted by Joe on November 5, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    Oh my… I love the Bob Saget picture!

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  3. Posted by Sara on November 6, 2009 at 12:29 am

    I hope I’m the Sara you were talking about because I would make every single meal into a sandwich if possible. Meatloaf? Slap in a kaiser. Mac and Cheese?? Open face sandwich suckah!!

    Sandwiches are the bomb.com.

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